How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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