Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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