Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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A seal walks into a club.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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