- Anti Joke

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Robin, get in the car, please.