- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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