Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Kys

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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