I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Your mom.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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