Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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