How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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