- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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