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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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