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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

binladin walks into the american seals

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

I walk into a bar...

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Nothing. He made it home safely.

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