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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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