- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

ask me if im a door yes

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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