What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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