What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Women's rights

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

The queen having a shit

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A mormon walks into a bar.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

A storm be brewin!

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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