What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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