- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

why dont they make black forks

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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