- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Asian women drivers...

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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