What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

hi dave

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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