What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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