Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

My three children are three big mistakes.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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