Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

your mom was so fat that she died.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Prostitution is bad.......

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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