- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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