A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Penis chickens

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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