- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??