Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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