Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

a black guy walks into a black bar

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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