A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Badabing.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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