- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Democracy.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What does water taste like? Water

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Whats funny? Your face.

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