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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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