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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Set up Punch line.

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