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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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