Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

I was watching Fox news.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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