- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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