how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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