How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

An anti-joke

Kameron Brown is gay.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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