Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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I have aids

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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