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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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