How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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