What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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