How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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