Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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