Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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