- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

how man

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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