Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A gay man watches football.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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