- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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