- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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