How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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