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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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