- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Committing Suicide #YOLO

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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