what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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