- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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