- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

say it ten times fast: oh

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.