- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

u know whats a crime? rape

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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