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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Good afternoon.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Okay, after this one then...

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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