- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Who invented apple? God

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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