- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Penis

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

black chicken. kfc

why did you poop because you are a poop

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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