Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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