Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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