- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why are white people white? I don't know

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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