Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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