- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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