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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A cat playing laser tag.

What comes after 69? 70

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A black man walks out of a police station

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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