Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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scientology.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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