- Anti Joke

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?