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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Wenis Penis

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.