- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Anthony sucks

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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