- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

roses are red violets are blue they really are

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

hey guys im gay

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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