A man walks into a bar, and he died.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

what do you call your mom? mom

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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