- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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