- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What's half of 8? o

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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