I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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