- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

The Princess is in another castle

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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