- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Knock knock

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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