Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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