Why did jim all I over? He dies

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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