Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

here's a joke... the american education society

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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