- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

knock knock

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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