- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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