Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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