- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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