- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What's the difference between a duck?

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