Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A child walks into a classroom.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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