Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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why girl die cancer

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