- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What? Yes.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Connor is homo

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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