- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

whats black and strange a paki

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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