- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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