Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

A fish swims up your penis...

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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