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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

whats black and strange a paki

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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