- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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