- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

i like men but im not gay

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Albert your flies undone.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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