Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Guess what? AIDS!

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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