- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

This isn't funny.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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