- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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