- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did the man say to his doctor?

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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