How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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