Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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No your aunties a joke

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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