knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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