- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

I am quite mature.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How did the black person die? Of old age

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What's big and long? My dick.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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