What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

WILLY

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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