Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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